Obviously my Royal Wedding invite got lost in the mail just like my Hogwarts acceptance letter.
damn fucking postal service.
Prince William is marrying a normal person, Kate Middleton. Well if they have a son, wouldn't he be a half blood prince?
THE ONLY ROYAL WEDDING I'VE EVER CARED ABOUT IS MIA THERMOPOLIS, PRINCESS OF GENOVIA.
July 15th: the release of the last Harry Potter film
You might be sad because
And people may say
That awkward moment
at Prince William’s Bachelor Party when he stuffs a bill into a stripper’s thong and realizes his grandmother’s face is on it.
I'm terrible at comforting people. I'm just like